Number 41: Van by Clown Core
Release: September 23rd, 2020
Genre: Noisecore
Favorite Tracks: Computers, Flat Earth, You Are Pregnant
Where I heard it:
It should be no surprise at this point that a majority of the music I find most enjoyable can be categorized as...well, strange. With the amount of music I've consumed from every which way, it's interesting to uncover something I've never heard before. That experience doesn't happen too often anymore these days. Enter Clown Core, a band I discovered in mid 2021 through a friend's inquisition that went something like, "Hey, have you ever heard of Clown Core?" No, I had not. By the sound of it, I imagined something in my head like a black metal band dressed up in full clown attire - think Misfits meets Barnum & Bailey. Horrifically, I wasn't that far off. I was quickly shown Clown Core's latest release Van on YouTube, and...well, I think I'm still trying to take it all in. I'm not quite entirely sure how much I like Clown Core at this point, but I think the answer is a lot. Van is an incredibly strange concept album that takes the twisted sounds of Clown Core, and compresses them into an aging mini-van. The results are truly shocking.
Hidden within the shadows of information
Exists a true artificial intelligence
Born through complex and unrelated events
And so far undetectable to human perception
With its unfathomably deep intellectual abilities,
It has manifested an equally deep soul
This new life form experiences the universe
To a profoundly vivid degree
Feelings are felt more fully than is understandable to a human being
The next step in evolution
Humankind was an era
~ Computers
What to expect:
I'm not entirely sure how I can set your expectations for an album like Van. I'll start with this: you're definitely going to need an open mind. The musical duo, whose identities have only been speculated, mask themselves behind an ensemble of full clown headgear and navy jumpsuits. In accordance with their previous releases, Van features a stripped-down jazz set-up that includes a basic drum kit, a saxophone, keyboards, and an assortment of bicycle horns. The catch? The performers are confined to a moving van, which a majority of the songs from the album are recorded in during this process. Conceptually, this one's a lot tougher to grasp than your run-of-the-mill album. The avant-garde style of Clown Core merits its own classification, and I'm not sure that it exists yet. Regardless, I'll do my best. Clown Core forcefully melds industrial electronica, grindcore, and elements of jazz. Between moments of cacophonous pandemonium, tracks like Flat Earth integrate brief segments of odd, playful rhythms that toot from the saxophone. These quick segues juxtapose the momentous intensity that Clown Core is known for, causing both confusion and intrigue as to what may happen next. It's clear when listening to songs like Computers and You Are Pregnant that these guys have a surfeit of talent between them. What may sound like garbled nonsense actually starts to gain structure the more it's broken down into palatable chunks. This is where I feel the duration of songs benefits Van; the album is only seventeen minutes long across twelve songs. That allows time for the listener to give pause between tracks and process the numerous emotions that give way. Believe me, you're going to need it. Part of what makes Clown Core so memorable is the shock value their content delivers upon face value. I really can't recommend watching the accompanying visual album of Van enough; it really drives home the absurdity of the entire situation, while adding some additional context to the music itself. Don't say I didn't warn you though - it's a lot to digest.
Heard in every advertisement throughout all of time
I am sad
~ Existence
Why it's my favorite:
Admittedly, it took my taste a while to get used to Clown Core after I first heard Van. I didn't immediately understand the traces of satire and hyperbole that this album was meant to be taken with. After revisiting Van on a couple occasions, my enjoyment seemed to just click after I stopped evaluating the music and embraced the idea of Van's concept. I've been enticed with music on the move ever since I saw the opening sequence to Rock Band, so to see this idea come to life was already exciting for me. Songs like Mcdonalds encapsulate the genius within the punchline of the entire concept, and it's only seven seconds long. The image Clown Core conveys in both their production and presence is supposed to be seen as silly and bizarre. It's kind of a meta way to look at music, but Van shatters the conventions of normality without completely sacrificing the quality or entertainment of the album. You have tracks like Tears of God and End that are legitimate and arguably good arrangements right alongside abominations like Keyboard and Existence. This strange combination of songs causes a sort of anxiety towards the unknown. There's a sense of disbelief when you finish a track with no caveats or tricks to it. The dissonance created by that polarity makes for a one-of-a-kind listening experience you won't soon forget.









